Fight or Flight!

I’ve heard this joke before, but I find it so funny, that I needed to share it:

Shortly after a British Airways flight had reached its cruising altitude, the captain announced:

‘Ladies and Gentlemen, this is your Captain’.

Welcome to Flight 293, non-stop from London Heathrow to Toronto. The weather ahead is good, so we should have a smooth, uneventful flight. So sit back relax and….. OH, MY GOD !’

Silence followed!

Some moments later the captain came back on the intercom.

‘Ladies and gentlemen, I’m sorry if I scared you . While I was talking to you, a flight attendant accidentally spilled a cup of hot coffee in my lap.  You should see the front of my pants!’

One Irish passenger yelled, ‘you should see the back of mine! ‘

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